The Model United Nations Conference: Cheltenham College and Cheltenham Ladies
By AJ Gilbert
On the 23 of March 2011, lower sixth representatives from every corner of the earth converged towards what might prove to be the most significant summit meeting of the new millennia. In response to two current crises requiring a response from the UN Security Council, two resolutions were up for debate: firstly, Iran’s nuclear development programme; and secondly, the escalating situation in Libya.
As the delegates entered the United Nation’s hallowed hall, which had temporarily been relocated to the Ladies College, there were barely concealed nods of approval between Iran, Libya and Zimbabwe. This foreshadowed the alliances of convenience, which were later to bring turmoil to the proceedings, in which western intervention was equated with imperialistic mercantilism. Cautiously treading around the issues of regime change and military intervention over tasty Samosas, Britain, France and America expressed a mutual wish to bring stability to the Middle East without repeating the mistakes of the past between themselves.
Once each representative had assumed their allotted position behind their venerated plaque, the debate of the initial motion commenced: the future of Iran’s nuclear power. Heated disagreements emerged as Israel took a stand; citing Iran’s intention to ‘wipe Israel off the face of the map’. The British and American powers stood firm behind Israel when Zimbabwe and Iran justified the Islamic Republic’s nuclear programme on the grounds of increased energy demands. After substantial alterations to the preliminary clauses, a resolution was reached, allowing the delegates to proceed onto the next motion: the UN Security Council response to the situation in Libya.
Egypt quickly voiced the opinion that a functioning democracy could be achieved in North Africa. In the opposing corner, the Libyan delegate rebutted by insisting that rebel terrorists were not legitimate participants in Libya’s future and went on to praise Gaddafi’s regime for its infallible stability. Despite these stirring confrontations, it was eventually agreed that several precautions, including a ceasefire, should be taken as a response to the legitimate demands of the Libyan people.
Upper College pupils put up a great show, and rightly so, JJ Ball was awarded the prize of “Delegate of the Conference” in recognition for his participation and marvellous efforts in organising the event.
So, all in all, despite the countless outward quarrels, for just a few hours in the small Cotswold town of Cheltenham, hope for a more peaceful world was ignited and College pupils look forward to commanding the international political stage next year and into the future!